What the......... !!!!!!!

I was walking around the city going into small stores at the side of the road when I notice a box of gum called the Handzoff. I thought to myself it was a funny name for a gum, and so I picked it up and read it.

Yes.. true to the name.. it was really to keep hands off something..

Its an anti-masturbatory gum.

In the package it says something like 'When you're having a sudden urge and not in a good situation, pop one of these and you'll be fine for the next 4 to 6 hours. And you may take up to 120 pieces daily as needed'

I mean.. seriously.. does someone actually need a gum to control their sexual urges?? Personally I think any kind of urges is an issue of mind over matter.. and its all just in our mind. The brain is up in our head.. not down there wherever that is.. Yes?? No??